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Sustainability. Ten years ago this word wasn’t part of the normal, everyday lexicon of most people living outside the hippy-dippy-artsy-fartsy bounds.

Now, if you don’t reduce, reuse and recycle, you’re a social pariah. Probably someone who still eats red meat and drinks out of Styrofoam cups. We all think we know what sustainability is, but with a little help from our Wikipedia friends, the definition is “the capacity to endure.”

In ecology, the word describes how biological systems remain diverse and productive over time. Sustainability also jumps the fence to include “interfacing with economics through the social and ecological consequences of economic activity.”

Huh?

That’s what we said when Jax Creative was recently awarded a massive project from IFAC (International Federation of Accountants) on sustainability.

So, remind us. How do accountants and sustainability go together? Accountants are essentially bean counters. Beans are cheap and make great dips. And a main staple in most pre-school crafts.

Uh, yeah.

Thankfully, IFAC connected the dots for us by supplying the copy. All 194 pages of it. Our Herculean task was to take this information and design a comprehensive, sophisticated online report.  One that would educate and enlighten professional accountants and give them something pretty to look at.

Tiger tamed. Bean counters wowed. We’re especially proud of the awesome e-reader format. After all, accountants deserve sexy, cool features, too.

So next time you make the annual tax schlep to your accountant’s office, ask him how much he enjoyed the IFAC Framework Sustainability 2.0 report. Chances are he’ll say it totally blew his mind. Then offer you a bite of his bean burrito.

Wow. This spot is brilliant, funny and will someone please give the casting director a cupcake? Even the children never missed a beat. The writing was hysterical and being a full fledged member of the minivaner’s crew I too will walk with a little more swagger in my step. The art direction? Flawless. I especially want to give a shout-out to the opening montage shot with the Dad’s bald spot. Brilliant. Wait. Did I say that already? I’m just awestruck by such mad creative skills yo. Kudos, distant colleagues to straight owning Sienna sales with your marketing skills.

We keep hearing that the recession is over. But like private jets, vaginal rejuvenations and mixed nuts, advertising is one of the first casualties of an economic downturn. So, instead of complaining about the dirth of work out there, we’ve come up with our own positive spin on the slump.

From the Glass Half-Full Department:

1. There’s no work to clutter up your desk anymore.
2. Reduce, re-use, recycle. This now applies to gum.
3. Salon visits? Long and grey is in.
4. The word “staycation”. Nuff said.
5. Become a mac-and-cheese-atarian.
6. Nanny? Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
7. Manis and pedis have become bourgeois. Plus you know how to say “bad tipper” in south asian dialects.
8. The five-second rule for dropped food has been increased to 30 seconds. Even longer if you wipe it off on your shirt.
9. DIY not only applies to re-tiling bathroom floors, but also bikini waxing and outpatient surgeries.
10. Don’t think of it as child labor, think of it as mentoring.

We’re not whiners by nature. But if we were, advertising would have us kvetching all day and all night. There are the usual client demands. Make the logo bigger. Change the headline. Control the ebb and flow of the moon’s gravitational pull.

For us, work is anything but. And the old adage “it’s not brain surgery” is so true. Even before Lisa personally experienced seven brain surgeries, we’ve both always looked at work as an opportunity to make Mojitos out of life’s lemons — lemons, limes, whatever.

Just the other day, Jackie scratched her cornea. (Word on the street was she got into a knife fight with a print vendor over color corrections.) Since she already had to wear an eye patch, she ended up being a pirate for Halloween. Way to turn that frown upside down.

Wait. Does this make us sound annoyingly blissful and happy? Like we’re sliding down rainbows on the backs of unicorns? Did we NOT mention the seven brain surgeries and a scratched cornea?

So, on the rare occasion that we get a less-than-thrilling project or have to make the logo bigger, we’re just grateful to be working. Not to mention alive and not blind.

Goodbye Flash. Hello WordPress. Our original website — built in Flash — has served us well but, it was time for a little nip and tuck. We’re going from website to blogsite because Social Media Marketing is very slimming and we all know how traditional websites add ten pounds. Enjoy our new blog job.

From the extremely random department, it’s The Amazing Hair Hat Man from the Japan Probe. They go on to explain “The narrator introduces him as “Danny, a man who has never taken off his hat for 20 years.” Seriously? I don’t know which is funnier, the Hair Hat or the Japanese graphics and commentary.

This consumer print ad was to promote The Ellen Degeneres Show and draw tune-in for her one-week only taping in New York featuring A-list celebrities. And one politician.

We took the M.A.C. brand in a whole new direction by elevating the typical beauty routine into a religious experience. Epiphanies have been documented.